Will Smith must've been too expensive for a proper Hitch sequel. Uninspired waste of CGI talent :/

On the one hand, this is a truly bad movie you could do without ever seeing. But on the other hand, you will find yourself absolutely baffled that virtually every scene is embarrassingly bad in completely new and unexpected ways.

Somewhat stupid.

2 hot women falling for a fat guy just because he is nice. That more unbelievable then animals talking.

I almost stopped watching when the animals started to talk. The parts with the animals are truly awful. Most of the other characters are disappointingly under-developed. There are also problems with the writing (zookeeper leaves one woman who wishes he was a car dealer, only to link up with another who wishes he was a doctor). But buried within the absurdity of this rather predictable film are some genuinely hilarious scenes made possible entirely by Kevin James's excellent acting.

It's another in a miserably long line of tin-eared farce comedies of fuck-wittery and banality, rich in the elements required to join the crap club -- the world's least funny comic lead, insulting pop culture references, tacked-on romantic sub-plots and even talking animals. That Zookeeper isn't as mean-spirited as those Seltzer/Friedberg abortions is the closest Coraci's film ever gets to a saving grace.

Seemingly made for Kevin James. Maybe some day he'll get a part other than assorted Paul Blart parts.

I dont expect much, so I did not disappoint. It's really weak, stupid. A sort of A Night at the Museum, with animals.

you should have an excuse for watching this movie, mine is I watched it because my friend had already bought the tickests...

eng; [zookeeper]; ein tierpfleger hat probleme mit frauen, doch die tiere des zoos brechen ihr schweigegelübde und coachen ihn.;

If you don't go into this lowering your expectations, you're a fool. It's Kevin James falling down a lot, animals saying ridiculous things, and, most of all, pretty stupid. Nevertheless, it works 4 times out of 10.

Asinine garbage, with Kevin James at his most generic and Adam Sandler (voicing a monkey) at his most unbearable. The plot involves an absurd love triangle (James continues to pine for his shallow ex FIVE YEARS after they split) which culminates in James marrying Rosario Dawson, who deserves far better. Dawson is good, and Nick Nolte as a sullen gorilla has some solid byplay with James; otherwise annoying, predictable, and grimly unfunny.

Made it halfway thru.

very funny 10 out of 10 i love all animals in the movie. great cast of movie stars. kevin james is so funny

Stupid story, very predictable but the animals made this worth watching. Adam sandler as a hyperactive little monkey got me laugh!

"Zookeeper is essentially a surreally awful Happy Madison Productions version of Mad Libs." - Simon Abrams

This film has the most ridiculous character ever, played by Leslie Bibb. Her actions and choices make no sense at all. She makes the talking animals seem trivial. The film is not awful, it is just weak. And I hate slap stick, so it wasn't for me. Dawson is still incredibly cute.

Boring.

Well... I stopped watching this when the animals started to talk.

Nicht so schlimm wie der Kaufhaus-Cop aber als nach 15 Minuten die Tiere zu sprechen anfingen wurd es schon ein bisschen albern. Trotzdem wenigstens halbwegs lustig.