Remember Saw? Now, replace the wicked surgical traps with a wooden chair, Jigsaw with a slightly overweight, prematurely balding Jesus Camp counselor, and a fettered Mark Whalberg with a suicidal Elias Koteas doing his patented De Niro impression. Awesomesauce. And by awesomesauce, I mean 'hand me that partially loaded gun because I'd rather take my chances with Fate than watch this crap-fest again.'