Worst Sex Scenes in film

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begoniabol wrote:The sex scenes in The Room. The music is beyond horrific


Haha aww come on. Everything about The Room was epic.

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I'm going to go with Bloodrayne on this one. It depicts sex as something generally uncomfortable and unpleasant.

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great thread for a first post.

without a doubt 'Don't Look Now', watching Donald Sutherland screw was the the un-sexiest balling scene i've ever witnessed!

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aw man, who reported the Samurai Cop clip on YouTube? :evil:

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people who hate fun, obviously

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a new contender steps forth: Big Bad Mama (1974) shows a fully nude Bill Shatner railing Angie Dickinson from behind.

Pretty terrifying. :|

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Since I withdrew my nomination, I hereby supplant it with Borat. It isn't a sex scene per se, but I can't think of a more disgusting boner-killer than that one. I had to sterilize my brain with alcohol after that.

Sacha may finally have found his niche with the upcoming Freddie Mercury bio. On second thought, he'll probably get explicit. :shock:

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I recently rewatched the early 90's gem that is Showdown in Little Tokyo.

Tia Carrere and Dolph Ludgren get it on in a sex scene that stubbornly defies my attempts to capture the hilarity in mere words. So here it is in all its glory.


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TheDenizen wrote:I recently rewatched the early 90's gem that is Showdown in Little Tokyo.


I like that movie!

TheDenizen wrote:Tia Carrere and Dolph Ludgren get it on in a sex scene that stubbornly defies my attempts to capture the hilarity in mere words. So here it is in all its glory.



Fun fact- Tia Carrere didn't want to get nude on camera, so they used a body double for those parts of the scene. That's a crying shame, because Tia was always a lousy actress, but she was ridiculously hot during the 90s. I always find that annoying; shit actresses who have some moral hang-ups about showing a tiny bit of skin. Meanwhile, genuinely talented European actresses have no problems getting completely naked on camera and often indulging in very involved sex scenes.

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ShogunRua wrote:
TheDenizen wrote:I recently rewatched the early 90's gem that is Showdown in Little Tokyo.


I like that movie!

As do I, friend. I wish there were more cheesetastic Brandon Lee films like this one.

And hot actresses who won't do nudity = boo. especially ones who are only semi-talented and rely on their looks to get cast in the first place. *looks at Jessica Alba*

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