Worst Sex Scenes in film

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Pickpocket
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Any sex scene James Cameron has ever filmed. So bad

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THE worst ever, in one of the most gawdawful movies ever, Will Forte and Kristen Wiig in MacGruber. You know they had to have been doing take after take (ok, mebbbe it was just one), either way she just couldn't get that ewwwwww grimace off her face. I felt for her the whole movie but especially then.


(You know what I mean. :roll: )

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Pickpocket wrote:Any sex scene James Cameron has ever filmed. So bad

oh come on. Linda Hamilton and Michael Biehn in Terminator? SEXY :?

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The sex scene that's used like three times in The Room was pure torture

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TheDenizen wrote:
check this out....NSFW, it has boobs. Apparently, you can see all of Samurai Cop on Youtube. Watch it, it's the holy grail of bad movies.

the fish kissing starts in earnest at about 1:30, but it's all bad


Oh. My. Lord.

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TheDenizen wrote:
by Devol wrote:
TheDenizen wrote: bikini clad making out instead of proper sex


I LOVE those kind of soft porn shenanigans
you get lengthy fully-clothed makeout sessions (with awful kissing)



cool. "The Defilers" ('65, Hershell Gordon Lewis) has some wicked shirt and gaunch action too.

In "CB4", there's some really "hot" tabasco-sauce-on-toes-lickin action. The humour is dampened by feelings of........anti-peristalsis?

To nominate.....in the Category of JUST ABOUT To Get It On But Not Quite:
In "Desperate Living": the butch dyke wrestling titan Mole McHenry tries to impress her girlfriend by flashing her - RIGHT before they're about to do it - her huge, brand new, still-bloodied shlong that was stitched onto her a couple hours previously. Adding to this shock was Mole's "com'ere, babe" approach, resulting in freaked-out rejection, and eventual cutting off her new cock in disgust.
(*while mentioning this film - I liked it when dude's head was stuck in car window as car drives off, dragging him along.)

In "Too Much Flesh" - Rosanna Arquette and Jean-Marc Barr engage in what I surmised to be some kind of "pre-foreplay"(?) of some sort. Words actually escape me on this one.

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edkrak wrote:
TheDenizen wrote:fish kissing

I didn't know this term, but it reminded me of Asia Argento in Stendhal Syndrome:
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this is one of hank's dreams. although the water is a different colour.

also sometimes he is a yak

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paulofilmo wrote:
this is one of hank's dreams. although the water is a different colour.

also sometimes he is a yak


Who's hank?

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TheDenizen wrote:
Pickpocket wrote:Any sex scene James Cameron has ever filmed. So bad

oh come on. Linda Hamilton and Michael Biehn in Terminator? SEXY :?

:lol:

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Stewball wrote:THE worst ever, in one of the most gawdawful movies ever, Will Forte and Kristen Wiig in MacGruber. You know they had to have been doing take after take (ok, mebbbe it was just one), either way she just couldn't get that ewwwwww grimace off her face. I felt for her the whole movie but especially then.


(You know what I mean. :roll: )


The topic is worst sex scenes, not greatest sex scenes.

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