There's lots of very unsexy sex scenes in films. There's either terrible music, or lame "action", or the actors are obviously not into it, etc etc. Name some terrible ones and why they suck.
IMO Worst sex scene of all time goes to Sarah Polley and Gerard Butler in Beowulf & Grendel: Fully clothed (their faces is literally the only skin on display), zero chemistry, awkward looking movements, unsexy noises...the lot. I laughed all the way through it.
A close second for worst sex scene ever is Samurai Cop, which features 3 full scenes of bikini clad making out instead of proper sex, but all 3 are full of some of the most awful groping and fish kissing you've ever seen.
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Worst Sex Scenes in film
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Re: Worst Sex Scenes in film
The sex scenes in The Room. The music is beyond horrific
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TheDenizen wrote:fish kissing
I didn't know this term, but it reminded me of Asia Argento in Stendhal Syndrome:
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edkrak wrote:TheDenizen wrote:fish kissing
I didn't know this term, but it reminded me of Asia Argento in Stendhal Syndrome:
lol
check this out....NSFW, it has boobs. Apparently, you can see all of Samurai Cop on Youtube. Watch it, it's the holy grail of bad movies.
the fish kissing starts in earnest at about 1:30, but it's all bad
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the sex scene in watchmen made me want to fucking die.
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TheDenizen wrote: bikini clad making out instead of proper sex
I LOVE those kind of soft porn shenanigans
The bedroom scene in "Being There", where Shirley MacLaine is trying her darnedest to seduce Peter Sellars. (I know it's intentional comedy, as opposed to an unintentionally shitty love scene, but still......family fun!)
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by Devol wrote:TheDenizen wrote: bikini clad making out instead of proper sex
I LOVE those kind of soft porn shenanigans
Dude you need to see some Indonesian cinema.
Morality laws forbid nudity in films, so you get lengthy fully-clothed makeout sessions (with awful kissing), lesbian scenes that consist entirely of sultry looks and soft embraces, and stuff like chicks in evening gowns brawling in a hot tub...
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Jellysauce wrote:the sex scene in watchmen made me want to fucking die.
Also easily the worst one in recent memory. 1) It ruined a classic song (which I doubt Snyder understood). 2) Was one of the only moments Snyder shot something and didn't use the comic as a freaking storyboard. Which goes to show why he uses comics as storyboards, and why he should not be trusted to have independent thoughts. I'm clearly bitter.
Also: Rob Schneider in The Animal, The Island, the first Ace Ventura (I like the movie, but it's a pretty awkward scene), Bergman's The Touch I probably didn't understand, every single sex scene in Soul Plane, and the scene in Crash with Don Cheadle. Every instance of nudity/sex in Crank 2 was a black stain on my retinas that won't wash off.
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TheDenizen wrote:Dude you need to see some Indonesian cinema.
Morality laws forbid nudity in films, so you get lengthy fully-clothed makeout sessions (with awful kissing), lesbian scenes that consist entirely of sultry looks and soft embraces, and stuff like chicks in evening gowns brawling in a hot tub...
Reminds me of those terrible Italian horrors where naked lesbians make out awkwardly so zombies have the right to kill them. (Blind Dead!) Although the hot tub thing sounds hilarious.
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I'll probably think of worse in a while, but the first that comes to mind is Out of Sight. George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez strip off so the audience can check them out before getting into bed. It is one of many sex scenes that gets me to suspect that half the filmmakers in Hollywood are virgins, including the pornographers; making love is not a sight thing, it's a touch thing. (Listen and learn, kids. )
(Yes, yes, I know, movies are a visual medium. It still came across as totally unnatural.)
(Yes, yes, I know, movies are a visual medium. It still came across as totally unnatural.)