TheDenizen wrote: by Devol wrote:
TheDenizen wrote: bikini clad making out instead of proper sex
I LOVE those kind of soft porn shenanigans
you get lengthy fully-clothed makeout sessions (with awful kissing)
cool. "The Defilers" ('65, Hershell Gordon Lewis) has some wicked shirt and gaunch action too.
In "CB4", there's some really "hot" tabasco-sauce-on-toes-lickin action. The humour is dampened by feelings of........anti-peristalsis?
To nominate.....in the Category of JUST ABOUT To Get It On But Not Quite:
In "Desperate Living": the butch dyke wrestling titan Mole McHenry tries to impress her girlfriend by flashing her - RIGHT before they're about to do it - her huge, brand new, still-bloodied shlong that was stitched onto her a couple hours previously. Adding to this shock was Mole's "com'ere, babe" approach, resulting in freaked-out rejection, and eventual cutting off her new cock in disgust.
(*while mentioning this film - I liked it when dude's head was stuck in car window as car drives off, dragging him along.)
In "Too Much Flesh" - Rosanna Arquette and Jean-Marc Barr engage in what I surmised to be some kind of "pre-foreplay"(?) of some sort. Words actually escape me on this one.