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The ten lowest-scoring actors

Postby djross on Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:27 pm

We all know that life as an actor is hard. Making use of the new "filmmaker list" functionality, I learn that there are 846 actors for whom I have seen at least four of their movies. Taking this four-film minimum, the following ten actors are those with the lowest average score:

10. Tom Sizemore (33.33, 6 films)
9. Michael Berryman (32.50, 4)
8. Stephen Rea (32.50, 4)
7. Djimon Hounsou (32.50, 4)
6. John Saxon (32.00, 5)
5. Sean Bean (31.00, 5)
4. Jack Noseworthy (30.00, 4)
3. Rex Linn (27.50, 4)
2. Stephen Dorff (25.00, 4)
1. Danny Trejo (21.00, 5)

The Danny Trejo movies I've seen (in descending order) are the following: Beat the Devil (2002), Desperado, Bubble Boy, From Dusk Till Dawn, Anaconda.

Number 11 out of 846 on the list (with 7 movies) was Ethan Hawke.

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Re: The ten lowest-scoring actors

Postby MadcapLaughs on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:24 pm

183 actors have been seen in 4 movies or more.

The bottom ten:
1. Adam Sandler (23.20, 5 films)
2. Jack Black (25.25, 4)
3. Ethan Suplee (33.50, 4)
4. Terence Stamp (36.60, 5)
5. Tom Cruise (38.71, 7)
6. Hugo Weaving (38.75, 4) and Ving Rhames (38.75, 4)
8. Tim Roth (39.75, 4)
9. Robin Williams (40.50, 4)
10. James Franco (43.50, 4)

Adam Sandler manages to get the lowest score, despite starring in Punch-Drunk Love which is in my Tier 9 with a score of 91. Also of note, Ethan Suplee stars in The Fountain which I gave a score of 95, and Tom Cruise stars in Magnolia which I gave a score of 95.

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Re: The ten lowest-scoring actors

Postby tomelce on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:37 pm

I've seen a minimum of 4 films for 885 different actors, with the bottom ten scorers being:

10. Cynthia Stevenson: 11.25 (4 films)
8&9. Kenneth Welsh and Betsy Russell: 11.00 (5 films each)
7. Patrick Warburton: 10.83 (6 films)
6,5&4. Eddie Griffin, Tony Cox and Zac Efron: 10.00 (4 films each)
3. Carmen Electra: 9.00 (10 films)
1. Meagan Good and Stellan Skarsgard: 8.75 (4 films each)

Meagan Good movies I've seen = The Love Guru, Stomp the Yard, Saw V and The Unborn
Stellan Skarsgard movies I've seen = Goya's Ghosts, Mamma Mia!, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and Deep Blue Sea

Looking at the movies I've seen from the actors who make this bottom ten, I find a grand total of 14 credits between them that I've awarded a big fat 0 (though some of these credits are for the same films). Carmen Electra alone has four of said credits.

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Re: The ten lowest-scoring actors

Postby valmeade on Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:38 pm

Congratulations, Shawnee Smith! And I only had to sit through about two and half "Saw" movies to reach the minimum here.

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Re: The ten lowest-scoring actors

Postby Bojangles on Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:19 am

Most of my lowest are populated by a bunch of no namers. Those worth mentioning: Brendan Fraser, Salma Hayek, and the cast of Harry Potter.

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Re: The ten lowest-scoring actors

Postby movieboy on Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:23 am

Bottom 10

Tier 1
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Naomi Watts 44.00 4
Rob Lowe 45.50 4
Cate Blanchett 49.00 4
Jane Fonda 49.50 4
Crispin Glover 49.75 4

Tier 2
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Michael Cera 52.00 4
Carla Gugino 52.25 4
Dermot Mulroney 53.00 5
Mickey Rourke 53.25 4
Maggie Gyllenhaal 53.50 4
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Re: The ten lowest-scoring actors

Postby paulofilmo on Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:38 am

Dave Chappelle 41.50 4
Raymond J. Barry 41.25 4
Giancarlo Giannini 40.75 4
Danny Trejo 40.50 8
Tom Sizemore 39.25 4
John Slattery 37.00 4
Colm Meaney 35.50 4
Alyson Hannigan 34.50 4
Kate Beckinsale 31.25 4
Ashton Kutcher 16.20 5

At least 8 films, and a score under 50:

Jon Voight 49.91 11
Bill Nighy 49.56 9
Arnold Schwarzenegger 49.13 8
Colin Farrell 48.67 9
Nicolas Cage 48.07 15
Ben Affleck 43.00 11
Sylvester Stallone 42.75 8
Danny Trejo 40.50 8

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Re: The ten lowest-scoring actors

Postby Pickpocket on Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:28 pm

My lowest rated is Kristin Davis (4 films, average score 7.50) of Sex and the City fame. Interesting because I've never seen a Sex and the City movie, only her other miserable films.

Other notables:
Orlando Jones (9.00, 5)
Brendan Frasier (16.88, 8)
Damon Wayans (17.50, 6)
Tyrese Gibson (18.75, 4)
Hugh Laurie (20.00, 4)
Eddie Murphy (20.38, 13)
Sandra Bullock (21.67, 9)
Ellen Page (25.00, 6)
Shia LaBeouf (25.00, 10)
Sally Field (26.67, 6)

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Re: The ten lowest-scoring actors

Postby valmeade on Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:09 pm

With a cutoff of 10 films, my lowest is Steve Buscemi. Without looking I had guessed it would be Donald Pleasance (by virtue of having sat through all of the original Halloween series), but I guess I forgot how many truly awful movies Buscemi pops up in.

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