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A crazy man is mistaken as the new district governor of a small city, isolated from the world because of the weather and snow.

An artist falls for a young married woman while he's commissioned to paint her portrait during the tulip mania of 17th century Amsterdam. (imdb)

Ilyas Bazna works as a butler in the British Embassy in Turkey during WW2. After Bazna starts to work as a German spy he is going to experience a series of unexpected events. (imdb)

In 2013, we lost Roger Ebert--arguably the nation's best-known and most influential movie critic. Based on his memoir of the same name, Life Itself recounts Ebert's fascinating and flawed journey--from politicized school newspaperman, to Chicago Sun-Times movie critic, to Pulitzer Prize winner, to television household name, to the miracle of finding love at 50, and finally his "third act" as a major voice on the Internet when he could no longer physically speak. (magpictures.com)

A railroad official, Owen Legate comes to Dodson, Mississippi to shut down much of the town's railway (town's main income). Owen unexpectedly finds love with Dodson's flirt and main attraction, Alva Starr. Alva and Owen then try to escape Alva's mother's (Hazel) clutches and the town's revenge

An LA family with serious boundary issues have their past and future unravel when a dramatic admission causes everyone's secrets to spill out. (imdb)

Nani Moretti directs himself playing himself in this wry look at life. Presented in three chapters,... (imdb)

An idealistic, modern-day cowboy struggles to keep his Wild West show afloat in the face of hard luck and waning interest. (imdb)

Duane and his monstrously deformed twin brother take refuge in a house of freaks, but are tracked down by a tabloid reporter. (Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide)

A drug cartel boss who is arrested in a raid is coerced into betraying his former accomplices as part of an undercover operation. (imdb)