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Lovehard
A young woman in Los Angeles falls in love with a man on a dating app and travels to his East Coast hometown to surprise him for Christmas, but discovers that she has been catfished. Her crush actually does live in the same town, and the man who duped her offers to set them up, if she pretends to be his girlfriend for the holidays.
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Thirst
Several stories by Birgit Tengroth intertwine. In 1946, nervous ballet dancer Rut and her husband Bertil are returning to Sweden from his scholarship tour around Italy. In a Basle hotel room and on a train they quarrel, give food through the window to starving Germans, overhear wisdoms about marriage by Swedish clergymen returning from a conference, and finally make up... (imdb)
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The Last of Us
The Last of Us (2023) - TV Series
Joel and Ellie, a pair connected through the harshness of the world they live in, are forced to endure brutal circumstances and ruthless killers on a trek across post-pandemic America (imdb.com).
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Lightning Over Water
Director Nicholas Ray is eager to complete a final film before his imminent death from cancer. Wim Wenders is working on his own film _Hammett (1983)_ in Hollywood, but flies to New York to help Ray realize his final wish. Ray's original intent is to make a fiction film about a dying painter who sails to China to find a cure for his disease. He and Wenders discuss this idea, but it is obviously unrealistic given Ray's state of health. (imdb)
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Alvin and the Chipmunks
Based on the 1980s cartoon series about a music group of chipmunks comprised of mischievous group leader Alvin; tall and quiet Simon; and chubby, impressionable Theodore. (imdb)
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The Distinguished Citizen
Daniel Mantovani is a Nobel Prize winning Argentinian writer who lives in Barcelona. All of his writings take place in a small town called Salas located in the Province of Buenos Aires. He has not returned to Salas since he left it at 20 years old. Until now, when he's invited to accept a medal as a Distinguished Citizen. He decides to accept the invitation and faces the reactions and judgements of everyone he left behind.
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Entertainment
En route to meet his estranged daughter and attempting to revive his dwindling career, a broken, aging comedian plays a string of dead-end shows in the Mojave desert. (imdb)
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The Final Problem
The Final Problem (2017) - Season 4, Episode 3
Sherlock - Season 4, Episode 3
A dark secret in the Holmes family rears its head with a vengeance, putting Sherlock and friends through a series of sick, manipulative psychological and potentially fatal games
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Quarantine 2: Terminal
A follow up to 2008's Quarantine, this entry was directed by John Pogue and "picks up later that night at LAX, as passengers board a flight to Nashville. When a passenger becomes violently ill with a mysterious rabies-like virus, the plane makes an emergency landing at a large metropolitan airport. Jenny (Mercedes Masohn), a heroic yet inexperienced flight attendant, takes charge of the safety of her passengers. (imdb)
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I Am So Proud of You
Chapter 2 of the trilogy that began with "everything will be ok"; the continuing story of Bill.
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