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The Beast of Yucca Flats
A defecting Russian scientist is transformed by an atomic test into a hulking monster.
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Johnny Handsome
A deformed career criminal gets a second chance at life with a whole new face.
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Grease 2
An English student at a 1960's American high school has to prove himself to the leader of a girls' gang whose members can only date greasers. (imdb)
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The Portrait of a Lady
Isabel Archer, an American heiress and free thinker travels to Europe to find herself. She tactfully rebuffs the advances of Caspar Goodwood, another American who has followed her to England. Her cousin, Ralph Touchett, wise but sickly becomes a soulmate of sorts for her. (imdb)
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Empire of the Wolves
When the young detective Paul Nerteaux (Jocelyn Quivrin) finds the third slashed female corpse of illegal Turkish immigrants, he decides to ask for support to the experienced dark retired detective Jean-Louis Schiffer (Jean Reno) to chase the serial killer. Together, they infiltrate in the Turkish mafia trying to find the answer to the crimes... (imdb)
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Contracted
A young girl has a one-night stand with a random stranger and contracts, what she thinks is, a sexually-transmitted disease - but is actually something much worse.
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Our Man Flint
James Bond spoof about a hipster spy who takes on villains that want to take over the world with an earthquake machine. (imdb)
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Ensemble, c\
Love might be closer than you think...
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The Beverly Hillbillies
A feature adaptation of the classic TV show, when nice guy redneck Jed Clampett strikes it rich when he finds black oil, and moves he and his kin to posh Beverly Hills. (imdb)
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Song of the Sea
Saoirse is a child who is the last of the selkies, women in Irish and Scottish legends who transform from seals into people. She escapes from her grandmother's home to journey to the sea and free fairy creatures trapped in the modern world. (imdb)
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