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A woman and a pair of children are blindfolded and make their way through a dystopian setting along a river.

A rigorously honest exploration of relationships between people with wildly divergent world views. (Sony Pictures Classics)

Dishwasher and small-fry criminal Ray hits on a plan with his partners in crime to re-open a local pizza place and dig through to the bank down the street. As his wife can't cook pizza but does great cookies, that's what they sell. While the no-hope tunnellers get lost underground, the cookie operation really takes off and the team find themselves rich business people. But the other local money isn't quite ready to accept them. (imdb)

When a new gang moves into town it's up to the screwball police team to stop them. (imdb)

Working for the FBI, a mathematician uses equations to help solve various crimes. (imdb)

The Bandit is hired on to run a tractor trailer full of beer over county lines in hot pursuit by a pesky sheriff. (imdb)

Batman discovers a mysterious teen-aged girl with super-human powers and a connection to Superman. When the girl comes to the attention of Darkseid, the evil overlord of Apokolips, events take a decidedly dangerous turn. (imdb)

When a small town police station is threatened with shutting down because of too little crime, the police realise that something has to be done... (imdb)

A fired cop and useless lawyer sign up as security guards and find they've joined a corrupt union. (imdb)

In the not-too-distant future, a man and his robots are trapped aboard the Satellite of Love, where mad scientists force them to sit through the worst movies ever made. (imdb)