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The Day of the Jackal
A professional assassin codenamed "Jackal" plots to kill Charles de Gaulle, the President of France. (imdb)
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Desistfilm
Desistfilm (1954) - Short Film
Four young men and a young woman sit in boredom. She smokes while one strums a lute, one looks at a magazine, and two fiddle with string. The door opens and in comes a young man, cigarette between his lips, a swagger on his face. The young woman laughs. As the four young men continue disconnected activities, the other two become a couple. When the four realize something has changed, first they stare at the couple who have kissed and now are dancing slowly...
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Mr. Morgan\
A look at the life-changing connection between a retired and widowed American philosophy professor and a young Parisian woman. (imdb)
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In the Mood for Love
Chow Mo-wan rents a room in a Hong Kong apartment building. It's sheer coincidence that he moves in the same day that Su Li-zhen moves in next door. They never have a real conversation until Mr. Chow realizes that their respective spouses are having an affair. This discovery shocks both of them. Mr. Chow, feeling hurt and wishing to understand how the affair happened, begins finding excuses to spend time with Mrs. Chan. (USA Films)
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The Men
Ex-GI Ken (Marlon Brando) who as a result of a war wound is paralyzed below the waist. In the hospital back home, he passes through an initial period of depression with the help of a sympathetic Dr. Brock (Everett Sloane) and his faithful fiancée Ellen (Teresa Wright). Ken's bitter isolation is also overcome with the help of his fellow patients... (imdb)
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Machete Kills
The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space. (imdb)
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Bulworth
A 'tragic-farce,' Bulworth takes a comedic look at race and class in the United States, campaign finance, and the power of big money and media in America. (Twentieth Century Fox)
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The Music Man
A con man comes to a Midwestern town with a scam using a boy's marching band program, but things don't go according to plan. (imdb)
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True Detective
True Detective (2014) - TV Series
An anthology series in which police investigations unearth the personal and professional secrets of those involved, both within and outside the law. (imdb)
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Bitter Lake
Bitter Lake is a new, adventurous and epic film that explains why the big stories that politicians tell us have become so simplified that we can't really see the world any longer. (BBC)
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