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Pokémon: Mewtwo Returns
In this sequel to Pokémon: The First Movie, Ash, Misty, and Brock continue exploring the Johto region, then have to rescue Pikachu after Jessie and James of Team Rocket kidnap him. The search leads them to the hidden plateau where Mewtwo has established a haven for the cloned Pokémon. The evil Giovanni is plotting to recapture Mewtwo and renew his efforts to create an army of bio-engineered Pokémon. Aided by the reluctant Meowth, Ash and his friends defeat Giovanni and his henchman. (imdb)
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Zoolander 2
Derek and Hansel are modelling again when an opposing company attempts to take them out from the business. (imdb)
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Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
Alan Partridge gets caught up in an armed siege in his hilariously actiontastic first feature film. North Norfolk Digital is taken over by a huge conglomerate and rebranded as Shape radio. Sacked breakfast DJ Pat Farrell promptly goes postal with a shotgun and it's up to Alan to resolve the rapidly escalating hostage situation.
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Damages
Damages (2007) - TV Series
A law school graduate becomes the protégée of a successful high-stakes litigator. (imdb)
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Radioactive
A story of the scientific and romantic passions of Marie and Pierre Curie, and the reverberation of their discoveries throughout the 20th century. (imdb)
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Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood
The cryptkeeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello. (imdb)
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The Fabelmans
Growing up in post-World War II era Arizona, a young man named Sammy Fabelman discovers a shattering family secret and explores how the power of films can help him see the truth (imdb.com).
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Bridge of Spies
An American lawyer is recruited by the CIA during the Cold War to help rescue a pilot detained in the Soviet Union. (imdb)
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From Hell
Based on a popular graphic novel, From Hell puts an intense psychological spin on the horrific legend of Jack the Ripper and unravels a chilling alleged conspiracy involving the highest powers in England. (Twentieth Century Fox)
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Pain and Glory
A film director reflects on the choices he's made in life as past and present come crashing down around him. (imdb)
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