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The Hand of God
A personal film related to the director's youth and set in Naples.
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Adab-ı Muaşeret
This comedy focuses on the disciplinarian head of a private school and his son, with the troubled young students and half-crazy teaching staff.
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Jackass Forever
After 11 years, the Jackass crew is back for their final crusade.
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St. Vincent
A young boy whose parents just divorced finds an unlikely friend and mentor in the misanthropic, bawdy, hedonistic, war veteran who lives next door. (imdb)
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The Caine Mutiny
When a US Naval captain shows signs of mental instability that jeopardizes the ship, the first officer relieves him of command and faces court martial for mutiny. (imdb)
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Champagne
A spoilt rich girl leads a life of luxury on the profits from her father's champagne business. To bring... (imdb)
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Jogo de Cena
Following a newspaper ad, ordinary women tell part of their life stories to director Eduardo Coutinho, which are then re-enacted by actresses, blurring the barriers between truth, fiction and interpretation. (imdb)
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Holes
Based on the award-winning 1999 children's book of the same name, this funny and poignant film features an unusual young hero who is in for the adventure of his life when he is sent to a Texas detention camp. (Walt Disney Pictures)
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Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs
Spoof of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)' with an all-black cartoon cast. Many WWII references, including rationing (the evil Queen is a hoarder of sugar and rubber tires) and Jeep vehicles (the Sebben Dwarfs come to the rescue in three of them). Also spoofs the extreme close-up of Kane's lips uttering "Rosebud" in 'Citizen Kane (1941)' . (imdb)
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Empire of Light
A love story set in and around a beautiful old cinema on the South Coast of England in the 1980s (imdb.com).
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