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Jim Wormold sells vacuum cleaners in Havana. His daughter Milly, 17, spends a lot of money, so he accepts a job with the Intelligence Service. As he has nothing to report, he invents facts, pretends to recruit agents and to discover secret constructions... Of course, one day all will become much harder... (imdb)

A teenage alien tries to abduct a sleeping human, but with so many switches to do so, it's nearly impossible. (imdb)

It's 1930s. The Republic Day Ball is in progress in Zonguldak, a coal mining town in Turkey. Among the invited guests are the newcomers to this small and boring town...

George Carlin brings his comedy stylings to the Beacon theater in New York City. He rants about Abortion, The death penalty, prison farms, fart jokes, free floating hostility and words. (imdb)

The film's title indicates the themes of two separate stories: 1) a renowned opthalmologist is desperate to cut off an adulterous relationship...which ends up in murder; and 2) an ethically frustrated documentary filmmaker woos an attractive television producer while making a film about her insufferably self-centered boss. (MGM)

Sweeping, yet entirely intimate, After the Wedding is a shattering portrait of a family struggling with the fragility of life and the search for connection, healing, and forgiveness. (IFC Films)

When an cryptic package arrives on the doorstep of introvert entomologist Ida Teeter (Angela Bettis) from her father in Brazil, inside is a mysterious beetle which gets lose and bites Ida's latest lesbian lover Misty (Erin Brown) who then undergoes a slow transformation into an insect herself and sets upon to spread the contagion to Ida herself before anyone catches on. (imdb)

An over-the-hill hitman faces off against a younger clone of himself.

A man in his early 30s struggles to find a balance in his life between being a new dad and his involvement in a motorcycle club. (imdb)

An Egyptian prince has lost his beloved wife and he has sought a dervish who dwells at the base of the sphinx. The prince promises him a vast fortune if the dervish will only give him the opportunity of gazing once more upon the features of his wife. The dervish accepts the offer. He brings in from a neighboring tomb the receptacle containing the remains of the princess... (imdb)