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When neighbors John and Levi witness supernatural events in their Los Angeles apartment building, they realize documenting the paranormal could inject some fame and fortune into their wasted lives. An ever-deeper, darker rabbit hole, their friendship frays as they uncover the dangers of the phenomena, the city and each other.

After saving the life of the President in Washington D.C., a pair of U.S Secret Service agents are whisked away to a covert location in South Dakota that houses supernatural objects that the Regents, an Authority above and outside any government, have collected over the centuries. Their new assignment: retrieve any lost objects and investigate reports of new ones. (imdb)

In a penitentiary, four prisoners occupy a cell: Carrère (Gérald Laroche), who used his company to commit a fraud and was betrayed by his wife; the drag Marcus (Clovis Cornillac) and his protégée, the retarded Paquerette (Dimitri Rataud), who ate his six months sister; and the intellectual, Lassalle (Philippe Laudenbach) who killed his wife... (imdb)

Two rural firemen find a map that seems to lead to treasure in St. Louis. But when they go, they find themselves in gang territory, and an intense standoff ensues.

Simple premise of this film is to follow the effects of colonialism on indigenous Africans via specific rituals developed as a reaction to the colonial system. The film turns into a crazy elaboration on both the madness of such a political system and man himself. (imdb comments)

After a bad blind date, a man and woman find themselves stuck together at a resort for families, where their attraction grows as their respective kids benefit from the burgeoning relationship. (imdb)

A broken-hearted hit man moves to the desert where he finds skilled swordsmen to carry out his contract killings.

During the waning days of Roman Empire, the barbarian Huns are making their way torward Europe. A warrior named Attila violently assumes Hun leadership and unites the warring clans under his banner... (imdb)

FOR EVER MOZART mixes fast-paced intellectual vaudeville with graceful philosophical reflections and startling moments of quiet beauty that pierce through the rapid-fire barrage of quotation and gunfire. (Newyorkerfilms)

James Bond spoof about a hipster spy who takes on villains that want to take over the world with an earthquake machine. (imdb)