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El buen patrón
Julio Blanco, the charismatic owner of a company that manufactures industrial scales in a Spanish provincial city, awaits the imminent visit of a commission that will decide to obtain a local award for business excellence. All has to be perfect for the visit. However, everything seems to conspire against him. Working against the clock, Blanco tries to solve the problems of his employees, crossing all lines, and giving rise to a series of events with unpredictable consequences. (FilmAffinity)
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Dog
Two former Army Rangers are paired against their will on the road trip of a lifetime. Briggs (Channing Tatum) and Lulu (a Belgian Malinois), race down the Pacific Coast to a fellow soldier's funeral on time.
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Smallfoot
A Yeti is convinced that the elusive creatures known as "humans" really do exist.
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Afterglow
Set in the city of Montreal, Alan Rudolph's romantic comedy-drama Afterglow paints a wryly comic portrait of two modern marriages drifting toward the rocks. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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The Squid and the Whale
Based on the true childhood experiences of Noah Baumbach and his brother, The Squid and the Whale tells the touching story of two young boys dealing with their parents divorce in Brooklyn in the 1980's. (imdb)
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The Kid
The Tramp cares for an abandoned child, but events put that relationship in jeopardy. (imdb)
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Winter\
An unflinching Ozark Mountain girl hacks through dangerous social terrain as she hunts down her drug-dealing father while trying to keep her family intact.
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Never Have I Ever
The complicated life of a modern-day first generation Indian American teenage girl, inspired by Mindy Kaling's own childhood.
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Head
The Monkees are tossed about in a psychedelic, surrealist, plotless, circular bit of fun fluff. (imdb)
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Händelse vid bank
Händelse vid bank recreates in real time a failed bank robbery that took place in Stockholm in June 2006. About everything goes wrong in front of us, not only the robbery but also the reactions of the people in the street, especially two friends out for a stroll who become spectators, commentators, and ultimately documentary makers.
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