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The Hills Have Eyes
On the way to California, a family has the misfortune to have their car break down in an area closed to the public, and inhabited by violent savages ready to attack. (imdb)
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Hancock
A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image. (imdb)
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Hostiles
In 1892, a legendary Army captain reluctantly agrees to escort a Cheyenne chief and his family through dangerous territory. (imdb)
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When Nietzsche Wept
Viennese doctor Josef Bruer meets with philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche to help him deal with his despair. (imdb)
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The Tortoise and the Hare
Max Hare and Toby Tortoise are having a foot race. Max has much more style, and is generally cocky. He pauses for a short nap, to chat up the bunnies outside a girl's school (and show off in several sports). When he hears the crowd roar for Toby approaching the finish line, he takes off, but a last-minute sprint, and a long neck, give Toby the inevitable victory. (imdb)
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The Visitors
A medieval nobleman and his squire are accidentally transported to contemporary times by a senile sorcerer... (imdb)
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Clockstoppers
When Zak (Bradford) discovers a high-tech watch that speeds up his body's molecules so that the rest of the world seems frozen in time, it's like having the ultimate super power -- until he winds up in a true race against time! (Nickelodeon)
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The Cowboy and the Frenchman
The Cowboy and the Frenchman (1988) - Season 1, Episode 2
Les Français vus par - Season 1, Episode 2
Slim, Pete and Dusty spend a lazy afternoon on the ranch, when they discover a lost French man. There is a huge language gap, but mutual goodwill seems to bind them together.
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The Brave Heart Will Take the Bride
Raj is a rich, carefree, happy-go-lucky second generation NRI. Simran is the daughter of Chaudhary Baldev Singh, who in spite of being an NRI is very strict about adherence to Indian values. The two meet on a month long Eurotrip, and what began as pranks and fun and games, ends in love. But by the time they realize it, it is already too late, as Simran has left for India to be married to her childhood fiancé. (imdb)
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Smiley Face
After a young actress (Faris) unknowingly eats her roommate's pot brownies, her day becomes a series of misadventures. (imdb)
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