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The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
A young girl receives a vision that drives her to rid France of its oppressors. (imdb)
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Botched
Ritchie Donovan (Dorff) is a professional thief whose luck has just run out. The only survivor from a heist that goes terribly wrong, Ritchie is forced to take the rap and is sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique cross locked in a safe on the penthouse floor of a Moscow skyscraper. Things start badly and go rapidly downhill when, during the robbery, Ritchie and his Russian accomplices are forced to take hostages because they are trapped by the police on the unused 13th floor. (imdb)
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24 Frames
A collection of 24 short films, each four minutes and 30 seconds, each inspired by images, both paintings and photographs. It is the final, posthumous work by Iranian filmmaker, Abbas Kiarostami.
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La Cage aux folles
Two gay men living in St. Tropez have their lives turned upside down when the son of one of the men announces he is getting married. They try conceal their lifestyle and their ownership of the transvestite club downstairs when the fiancée and her parents come for dinner. (imdb)
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Batman Beyond
Batman Beyond (1999) - TV Series
Fueled by remorse and vengeance, a high schooler named Terry McGinnis revives the role of Batman. Under supervision of an elderly Bruce Wayne, he fights crime in a harsh futuristic Gotham. (imdb)
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Blitz
A tough cop is dispatched to take down a serial killer who has been targeting police officers.
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The Ice Pirates
In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Two space pirates are captured, sold to a princess... (imdb)
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Prime Cut
A Chicago mob enforcer is sent to Kansas City to settle a debt with a cattle rancher who not only grinds his enemies into sausage... (imdb)
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Toot Whistle Plunk and Boom
In this short subject (which mostly represents a departure from Disney's traditional approach to animation), a stuffy owl teacher lectures his feathered flock on the origins of Western musical instruments. Starting with cavepeople, whose crude implements could only "toot, whistle, plunk and boom," the owl explains how these beginnings led to the development of the four basic types of Western musical instruments: brass, woodwinds, strings, and percussion. (imdb)
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Days of Being Wild
In 1960's Hong Kong, a young man struggles to find a place for love in his life.
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