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In Africa during WW1, a gin-swilling riverboat owner/captain is persuaded by a strait-laced missionary to use his boat to attack an enemy warship. (imdb)
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From the demented minds that brought you last year's V/H/S comes S-VHS, an all-new anthology of dread, madness, and gore. This follow-up ventures even further down the demented path blazed by its predecessor, discovering new & terrifying territory in the genre. This is modern horror at its most inventive, subverting our expectations about viral videos in ways that are just as satisfying as they are sadistic. The result is the rarest of all tapes--a second generation with no loss of quality. (Sundance)
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A family of four lives off of scams in which they pretend to be injured by automobiles. After suffering an injury during the war, the father believes he is an invalid... (All Movie Guide)
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A nerdish boy buys a strange car with a evil mind of its own and his nature starts to change to reflect it. (imdb)
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Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) - TV Series
Follows a group of friends living in Beverly Hills, California, from their school days through to adulthood. (imdb)
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Beethoven's 3rd (2000) - Direct-to-Video
Richard Newton and his family are taking his Brother's dog Beethoven across America with them to a family reunion, while carrying a computer code in a DVD which two computer hacker's are after.
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Root of All Evil? (2006) - TV Movie
This documentary which is made for tv by Richard Dawkins; has two parts, The God Delusion and The Virus of Faith, provides a view at religion and its inconsistencies.
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In 35,000 BC, the tribe of the Dirty Hairs is in war against the tribe of the Clean Hairs for eight hundred years, trying to get their shampoo. The chief of the Dirty Hairs sends his daughter Guy disguised to the enemy tribe to get some shampoo for his tribe. When the healer of the Clean Hairs tribe surprisingly kills two cavemen of his tribe, their imbecile chief assigns Pierre with curled hair and Pierre blonde to investigate the murder and find the criminal. (imdb)
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When Jacob discovers clues to a mystery that spans different worlds and times, he finds Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. But the mystery and danger deepen as he gets to know the residents and learns about their special powers.
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