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Crimes of Passion
A sportswear designer leads a double life as a hooker named China Blue. One of her clients, a divorced man, decides he loves her and figures out who she is. He then begins wooing her, which she fights against since he was a client. (imdb)
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The Gospel According to St. Matthew
The life of Jesus Christ according to the Gospel of Matthew. Pasolini shows Christ as a marxist avant-la-lettre and therefore uses half of the text of Matthew. (imdb)
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Padre padrone
The true story of the life of Gavino Ledda, the son of a Sardinian shepherd, and how he managed to escape his harsh, almost barbaric existence by slowly educating himself, despite violent opposition from his brutal father. (imdb)
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Saturday the 14th
A Family moves into a house inhabited by scary creatures and a number of close calls ensue. (imdb)
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Blazing Saddles
To ruin a western town, a corrupt political boss appoints a black sheriff, who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary. (imdb)
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Adventure Time
Adventure Time (2010) - TV Series
A human boy named Finn and adoptive brother and best friend Jake the Dog, protect the citizens of the Land of Ooo from foes of various shapes and sizes. (imdb)
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The Legend of Vox Machina
In a desperate attempt to pay off a mounting bar tab, a band of misfits end up on a quest to save the realm of Exandria from dark, magical forces. (imdb)
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The Banker
In the 1960s two African-American entrepreneurs hire a working-class white man to pretend to be the head of their business empire while they pose as a janitor and chauffeur.
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Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
Albert Brooks provides an inspired and comedic view of America's approach to other cultures. (Warner Independent Pictures)
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Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious
Daniel Tosh has appeared multiple times on "The Tonight Show" and "The Late Show", and his debut CD is close to reaching ten million copies sold. The torch has been passed and stand-up's newest superstar will try not to drop it.
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