Mini-Review: ...starring Conor Oberst as Batman! Bale gets emo, Ledger gets evil and two ferries get hoodwinked in unofficial Saw sequel.
Mini-Review: "Naked leapfrog? Not I," says pedophile Arthur. Friedman family is dysfunctional as all get-out; Lady Justice, even moreso. Naked...leapfrog.
Mini-Review: Morris softballs his subjects, ignores the bigger picture and makes torture accounts boring. Lynndie England's still the ugliest person alive.
Mini-Review: Nixon spent his presidency rambling around, cursing at aides. And he knew about JFK's assassination beforehand. Stone only gets crazier.
Mini-Review: Oh, look: Russell's being quirky again, with the ultimate gold heist gone wrong. This ain't your daddy's war movie, hipster.
Mini-Review: Everyone but JFK conspires to kill JFK. Costner employs crappy accent in failed Oscar bid. Half-right, Stone is also half-crazy.
Mini-Review: Without slow-motion, 30 minutes of plot. Without plot, horrible actors. Without actors, empty skate park and French music. Naturalism? Nope!