Mini-Review: Frankly, this was not nearly as bad as everyone said. It's kind of annoying the way the story jumps around and the CGI is somehow worse than it was in the previous film but there's a good story here and it's full of people being dicks in ways that make sense, people giving into temptations to be at their worst and that's meaningful. It chews subtly on big issues with the super-things as metaphor conceit of the superhero genre. Give it a chance.

Mini-Review: I feel like I'm the only person who didn't like Toy Story 3. Yes, I was crying during the ending but that was an ending that built off the first two movies and not this one. Most of this movie is philosophically depressing, a toy-styled, adventure-themed memento mori about a bunch of toys who do not wish to accept the ends of their lives. There was also a lot of cheesy filler like the opening and the Ken stuff. More importantly, the villain wasn't credibly threat or even clearly bad til the end.

Mini-Review: Despite a few moments of good humor, this is mostly a graveyard of derivative jokes and pop culture references which are used as comedy's substitute.

Mini-Review: This feels like a Paul Veerhoeven film. I want to compare it to Robocop. It was pretty much as good as Robocop and if you liked that, you'll probably like this. They have the same tone.