Mini-Review: I don't think this movie is bad per se, but it wasn't anything special. Standard chick flick. Probably would be good for a date around Christmas, but I feel like I remember it being a really long movie.
Mini-Review: I've only seen the movie once, when I was about 15 or so. I remember liking it overall, but the only thing I remember about the movie is the part where The Professional punches the windshield out of that tiny car. That was awesome.
Mini-Review: Bitchin'. I had high expectations for this movie, and it delivered. A lot of "based on a true story" movies are pure crap, but the fact Dieter Dengler is a real guy who went through this shit makes this movie even more enjoyable.
Mini-Review: We bet you'd hate it! That's exactly right. I really need to learn to read the back of the boxes. "Beowulf" is an excellent story, and it doesn't need a sci-fi remake. "13th Warrior" is a billion percent better movie based on a book influenced by "Beowulf."
Mini-Review: Standard Adam Sandler movie. It had some laughs.
Mini-Review: It's a movie. Not great. Not terrible. Not good or even bad. It just exists. There are some laughs. There are some slow parts. It's just sort of there.
Mini-Review: This movie pretty much kicked ass. I haven't seen a good old-fashioned action movie where the hero is invincible and the bad guys don't know their world is about to get fucked up hardcore in a long time. Worth seeing in theatres.
Mini-Review: Ok I guess. I've seen worse.
Mini-Review: What a turd.
Mini-Review: Reminds me of exactly how high school was.