Mini-Review: Annoying CGI and some blatant disregard for the seriousness of war make Rambo an inconsiderate bloodbath. The film, which intended to highlight often forgotten, war-stricken hotspot, Burma, which just doesn't get the attention it deserves thanks to the middle east, tends to be very pro-war, even after starting in a we-want-to-help kind of way. It's screwy, and the action, when it actually begins, does not let up, constantly showing poorly animated exploding heads and gut shots. Crap!

Mini-Review: Despite a couple excruciatingly boring and long-lasting sections of the film, the concept is fascinating and generally well presented. Meh!

Mini-Review: Full Metal Jacket is sort of like two very intense war films taped together. The acting is great, especially of course, if it counts as acting for R. Lee Ermey, who was really just doing a job he was already good at. The fury is real. The feel of the film is both scary and awe inspiring. It's brilliant film making by Stanley Kubrick. Awesome!

Mini-Review: Tarantino and Rodriguez had a pet project that turned out to be a very cool, very violent, and very entertaining double feature. It's not for everyone, but for those who can either stomach is or are fans of the director duo, it's... Awesome!

Mini-Review: Very little of what makes the first Beverly Hills Cop fun remains. It used to be semi-serious and smart. Beverly Hills Cop III is contrived and silly. Crap!