Mini-Review: RW.The middle is a bit of a drag but oh my does the overall dankness make up for it. For a zombie movie this sure is pretty DARK~
Mini-Review: Not even the bubz could save this, there's nothing, and I mean nothing worse than an unfunny 'comedy'. Poor Michael Pare continues to slum it. I hate
Mini-Review: Derp You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.
Mini-Review: When the movie isn't doing closeups of Tom Cruise's WEIRD TEETH it's pretty interesting to look at. Tim Curry is great
Mini-Review: Played me like a fiddle.
Mini-Review: Movie ends with one character giving the other child pornography.
Mini-Review: Rewatch, I don't know the movie is better when you envision it in the world of Modern Family and Phil just doesn't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck anymore. If this kept the pace of the opening / credit sequence it would be delicious ... er.
Mini-Review: Jump scare tactics aren't scary at all, and this has a buAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Mini-Review: Rewatch I don't know how a zombie film can be so god damn charmin' in its production but here we are. This is the best zombie movie, hey Romero remember this?
Mini-Review: Rewatch/
[Everything about this gels together perfectly. The cast, the soundtrack, the cinematography. Not a dull moment. I had no idea what this was about going in and was floored by it, they had to carry me out of the theater. Will most likely be the best film of 2011. ]