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Film Freak - 978 Films Ranked
Member Since: Mar 23, 2011
Location: Sitka, AK, USA
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Bio: My ranking guide:Over 50-I'd recommend it. Some on the lower end in the 50's and 60's maybe only for certain occasions.
50-hilariously bad. so bad they need to be seen. the kind of film that deserves a 0 and a 100 at the same time.
Under 50-would not recommend most of these films. Some would be ok in a certain situation, like with rifftrax or if it makes a chick want to blow you.
Featured Reviews
8 T1 Twilight (2008) - Sep 02, 2011
"Despite the score, I have learned something very valuable from Twilight. Bitches love it when you sneak in their house and watch them sleep. DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS IN MY NEAR FUTURE!!!!"
10 T1 Like Mike (2002) - May 06, 2011
"I wish he was like Magic cause then this movie would have been catchy like the AIDS. "
5 T1 The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) - Sep 21, 2012
"I really wanna see a Twilight reenactment of the final scene from There Will Be Blood. Edward would have an out pouring of actual emotion yelling "DRAINAGE" at Bella as he is explaining how he sucked the blood out of Anna Kendrick cause she was on her period and he could smell the blood. Then he would drink Bella's "milkshake" and beat her to death with a bowling pin. Special thanks to RiffTrax for making this watchable. "
80 T8 Taken (2009) - Mar 29, 2011
"If Oscar Schindler punched people in the throat"
94 T10 Adaptation. (2002) - Dec 12, 2011
"People made a big deal about Nolan's dream within a dream within a dream. That however is amateur shit compared to Kaufman's movie writer on a movie set in a movie within a movie about a movie writer writing the movie that is in the movie that is the movie that you are watching. "
1 T1 Zeitgeist: The Movie (2007) - Mar 28, 2011
"The sheer amount of fallacy in this film is baffling. Since I had pretty much stopped paying attention after the first of the 3 parts I'm just gonna talk about that. They so misstated so many facts about different religions it is stunning. Not just mistakes, but enormous fucking lies. The opening 5 minutes were about the closest thing to a brain wash film I have ever seen . I only give it one point because I can't find it in my heart to hate it as much as Eragon. This movie is bullshit. "
35 T2 The Little Mermaid (1989) - Jan 28, 2012
"I'm not above hypocrisy, so this has to be said. FUCK your nostalgia. Sure, I want to bang 16 year-old sea creatures as much as the next guy, but that doesn't make this good. Shit like this pumped into every little girl's brain is why most women are shallow cunts (except my mother, she is a saint). It's ok if you're 8, otherwise do the world a favor and just watch some porn instead of being a pedophile. "