Mini-Review: I'm sorry. It's boring.
Mini-Review: The staggering amount of Chappelle Show-level regurgitation of every single line of this movie actually lead to me having to break up a relationship. This aside, damn funny movie. It's science.
Mini-Review: Schumacher must be real proud of this gem for the impact it made him on the artform as a whole: it made his name synonymous with crap.
Mini-Review: Big, dumb, and funny. If you need something to pass the time with a preteen (hot), this ain't half bad. But it's no Tommy Boy.
Mini-Review: Cute, but that's about it. It tugs the heartstrings though, so I would have to recommend it as a safe alternative to a date movie.
Mini-Review: Harmless fun with Evil Ron Perlman.
Mini-Review: Wesley Snipes fights the cold, braindead stare of that oaf from Prison Break. Triple H and Ryan Reynolds make an unlikely driving force behind more harmless fun.
Mini-Review: A whole lot of style, amazing preformances by Beat Takeshi and Tadanobu Asano, but the actual swordfighting is anticlimactic at best. If one thing shines above all else, it's gotta be the music.
Mini-Review: Crispin Glover dies.
Mini-Review: Amazing amazing amazing amazing. The fact that piece of crap Talk To Her beat this in the Oscar race is the only proof I need that the academy has no idea what they're doing. Well. That and Crash.