Mini-Review: A Lifetime film about the horrors of sexting. You would think then, as a Christian film network for worrying mothers that the moral would be YOUR TEEN SEXTS AHHHHHH, STOP THEM, ALSO, THIS IS WHAT SEXTING IS BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY HAVE NO IDEA! But it isn't! (Well, it is, sort of) it's a well meaning film, but it's so laughably unrealistic and righteous the moral message just melts away.

Mini-Review: I love this film so much. I love the jokes in it, I love the little hints of Christmas songs in the dramatic score, I love the way over the top moment when Al shoots someone. Everything about it is wonderful. This is a terrible review but I don't care. My favourite action film of all time

Mini-Review: A film ostensibly created to develop the 6 characters personality. Alvin does some growing up. Simon gets less awkward. Theodore, Elanore and Jeanette do nothing and Britney may as well not even exist, she neither had a personality at the start nor does it amount to anything at the end. For all the character development done it is undone in the epilogue making the whole thing pointless. It rips off Castaway, the Double Rainbow meme and, inappropriately, the Honey Badger don't give a shit meme.

Mini-Review: Reviewing this film as "Extremely Long and Incredibly Boring" is exactly as poor as this film is. Nothing screams Oscar bait like an autistic kid and 9/11. Even the kid is called Oscar, I mean come on.

Mini-Review: A film that insults the intelligence of the people it is aimed at, carelessly ignoring the rules of its own universe just to shoehorn in some jokes and tropes and then never confronting the problems they create. Also trying to make Easter the same as Christmas (The Easter Bunny delivers eggs to all the boys and girls in the world in one night, on an egg shaped sleigh, with magic flying baby chicks) just shows what lack of imagination the script writers had.