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DavidBlast
Film Freak - 838 Films Ranked
Member Since: Nov 15, 2009
Location: Frederiksberg, Denmark
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Recent Rankings
35 Big Fish (2003) - Feb 08, 2012
Mini-Review: I probably give this movie less credit than deserves, but I don't like stories that are obviously taking place in someones fantasy. It's better than 'Sucker Punch', mind, but, listen, If I really wanted to imagine-imagine something, and I were too cheap to buy 3D glasses, I'd go to that great whore house of pretentiousness: The theatre.
40 Drag Me to Hell (2009) - Feb 08, 2012
Mini-Review: 'Thinner' rip-off, and a lesser movie to boot. For such a simple premise the road to hell sure is long and obstructed by redundant scenes. Meet the parents? With something bad in the cake? What, like that OTHER Stephen King adaptation? (A nasty fortune cookie at a social gathering, anyone?) Hey, maybe it's just some weird genetic feat that I don't have a phobia of possessed goats, but if you DARE postulate that this is Raimi's return to 'Army of Darkness' form, please come see me. Alone.
50 Monster House (2006) - Feb 08, 2012
Mini-Review: A pretty run-of-the-mill surburbian children's horror movie, retreading the same ground of child-detectives-that-no-grown-ups-believe as 'The Monster Squad' or 'IT'. 'ts fine enough - and your kids are going to love it.
80 Jesus Camp (2006) - Feb 08, 2012
Mini-Review: Hey, did you consider that if they ever actually suceeded in making this army of Christ, and they were to go on a rampage, it would be a Bona fide zombie apocalypse?!
45 The Net (1995) - Feb 08, 2012
Mini-Review: Ah, the talking-out-loud-what-I-am-typing-on-the-internet movie.
65 The Thing (1982) - Feb 08, 2012
Mini-Review: Great ending aside, it's your average body snatcher film all but undone by the most ineffective monster since 'The Blob'. Okay, so: Here's an alien, that can PERFECTLY mimic every living creature that it comes into contact with, right? Then why, for no reason, does it turn all Yog-Soggoth with tentacles, wolfheads and all good things from the soft ice machine? It's like being handed a picture of Rosie O'Donnell naked. Applaudably gross, sure. Scary, maybe. But what purpose does it really serve?
70 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (2007) - Feb 08, 2012
Mini-Review: When I finished enjoying what dystopian abyss that socialism is, two thoughts remained with me. Thought one: It's a good thing, considering the human population’s general I.Q. levels, that some women don't have babies (and that others might).Thought two: Certain scenes were so monotonous in setup, that they really did make me fear, that I had gotten it all wrong, and that the title was actually the duration.
50 Basic Instinct (1992) - Jan 28, 2012
Mini-Review: Whenever I try to review this, I seem to turn into Butt-head, and spend an hour being all: Mnyess... huhuh yes... huh...huhuh.. no... nono.. nooo...
20 Real Steel (2011) - Jan 28, 2012
Mini-Review: And here I thought that I came so well prepared. I already knew it was 'Rocky' with Robots and a bit of 'Over the Top' crammed in there. I knew it would stray from robot mayhem into amateur writing hour, and Jackman, Lilly and some piss annoying kid would stutter through the toebreakingly bad dramatic scenes. But I didn't see the breakdancing robot coming. I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING!! OH MY FUCKING GOD, HOW CAN I NOT HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?!?!
75 How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog (2000) - Jan 28, 2012
Mini-Review: How disarming is this well written Indie? Even the dancing spastic child is likeable, that's how much!
 
 
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