Mini-Review: Just to be clear: this isn't a comedy. The revenge is amusing but it's not funny.
Mini-Review: The art direction in this is beautiful and the story's told faithfully enough so I was entertained. Yeah, it's sexist and there's an ethnic villain with a goatee and the acting is horrible but this is classic hollywood so I'll let it pass. It makes me want to see King Kong.
Mini-Review: Words of interest: blood, lips, breasts, eyes, knives, fire, sex, red, black, camp, chateau, vampires, DEATH. I'm not all that lucid right now but I enjoyed the hell out of this movie, as cheesy as it may be. Erotic horror is usually throwaway but this one has a beautiful look to it.