Mini-Review: Not even close to par for a Sandler movie. Way too many jokes were repeated over and over and many relied on just being crude instead of also having wit behind them. Crude is fine, but if that is all I wanted, I would have gone and seen a bad Mike Myers movie.
Mini-Review: Ska-doosh! Perfect blend of Jack Black, classic Kung Fu movies, and a panda.
Mini-Review: Great action. This was exactly what a Speed Racer movie needed to be: true to the original anime style, lot's of action, mixed with race tracks that look like they came straight out of Mario Cart. My whole family, from 3 up, loved it and sat still through all 2 hours.
Mini-Review: Not bad sci-fi, just long and slow.
Mini-Review: Seinfield jokes are funny, but the set up of people sitting around telling them that worked so well in the sitcom is a bomb for an animated movie.
Mini-Review: A few funny moments, but basically a rip off of 9 Months, which much worse acting.