Mini-Review: People who think Ferris Bueller is a douche are projecting. Except for a dumb smirk, Ferris is a good friend with a perchance for minor mischief, but who ulitmately knows the meaning of fun (and christmas).

Mini-Review: Stretching a tv show (specifically comedy) into a movie as almost always been a bad idea as it must always involve a road trip. Surprisingly, Butt and Beav did the best job since Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I hate that Red Hot Chilli Peppers' cover of Love Rollercoaster. Beavis and Butthead would never listen to that shit.

Mini-Review: 5 extra points for Kurt Russel. - 5 points for some really bad dialogue. In other words, the same way I feel about Planet Terror.

Mini-Review: I'm giving it points for making me laugh really hard as a youngster when he murders "the monopoly guy". I rewinded that scene a lot to the point where I lost a friend because of it. Don't remember anything else about the movie.

Mini-Review: I hear its really cool to look down your nose at it because it is 80s twaddle, but it is probably as fun as the 80s get.