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Hells Zargon
Film Freak - 742 Films Ranked
Member Since: Mar 19, 2007
Location: UK
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Bio: As far as my rankings go I tend to give generally low scores, so anything in Tier 6 or above is a generally positive review. Certain titles in Tier 5 may also possibly be worth a watch if you happen to be a big fan of the particular series or genre.

More Favourite Actors: Ron Perlman, Jeremy Brett, Yul Brynner, Simon Pegg
Recent Rankings
84 My Neighbor Totoro (1988) - Jan 15, 2011
Mini-Review: Incredibly original, surreal and endearing, but defies its outward impressions by not quite being the crowning Miyazaki piece that has been suggested. Presented through a heavy tint of childhood innocence throughout with some surprisingly intelligent and thought provoking moments between all the usual eccentricities. The child protagonists can get a little annoying at times for older viewers, but subtle fantastical touches and delicate details of animation can easily recapture their attention.
56 Sherlock Holmes (2009) - Apr 27, 2010
Mini-Review: Despite reservations about a spiced up re-imagining of the famous detective (I'm a big fan of the Jeremy Brett portrayal) this certainly wasn't bad at all. Downey Jr's characterisation provides a much more youthful and exuberant, yet equally intense Holmes. After seeing him languishing in his dark room locked in a mad spiral of inner thought, you know everything is in the right place. That being said this feels lacking in a proper villain, more worthy of a prequel rather than a full blown film.
95 Children of Men (2006) - Apr 27, 2010
Mini-Review: Thought provoking and surprisingly profound cinematic triumph displaying an apocalyptic nation in unparalleled depth. Thanks to some excellent direction Children of Men provides long smoothly flowing action scenes, further intensifying the rapid build of tension in a mysterious yet sometimes disturbingly familiar environment. Packing old school subtlety and modern action almost indistinguishably, it provides a fascinating viewing which always leaves the viewer pondering. Amazing.
79 In the Loop (2009) - Apr 27, 2010
Mini-Review: Satirical and endlessly entertaining, In The Loop provides a sarcastic and spirited look into the chaotic affairs of intergovernmental agencies. It's been a while since a good old British farcical satire came along, so this went down particularly well for me. Despite some occasional awry moments it's a thoroughly entertaining experience, providing plenty of hilarity through extremely creative and profane insults. As for those who claim the swears are overused, "Don't be such a fucking faff arse"
35 The Lovely Bones (2009) - Apr 09, 2010
Mini-Review: Apart from the scenes involving the brilliantly chilling Tucci, this was quite the disappointment. For matters of such turmoil it often feels haphazard, unaided by a series of bland performances backed only by a series of cringe-worthy narration, rambling script and one thoroughly terrible excuse for an ending. Graphically it also faulters, with limbo becoming far too fancical and unemotional for it's turmoil based origins. Although occasionally promising, should have probably remained buried.
52 9 (2009) - Apr 09, 2010
Mini-Review: Carrying over the vibe from the short that spawned it, 9 is an unusual animation with a potentially interesting premise and a particularly good set of designs for the robotic nemeses which now dominate the shattered landscape. Although initially slow paced the discovery and old footage of the previous war with the machines is a surprisingly dark development, even if too many questions remain unanswered. Sadly the main gripe is with the characters, who often feel hollow and quite one dimensional.
18 The Fourth Kind (2009) - Apr 06, 2010
Mini-Review: Badly designed and manipulative pseudo-documentary, attempting to coherently explain the fictional side of sleep paralysis with tales of alien abduction in an Alaskan town. With a hole ridden story, poor pretence documentary scenes and some ugly editing The Fourth Kind soon becomes evident for the farce it really is. What makes me most angry about this is the lost potential. Some core concepts are primevally chilling and could have gone far in competent hands. Here they only provide minor jumps.
74 Alfie (1966) - Apr 06, 2010
Mini-Review: Caine's breakthrough performance certainly is an interesting one. Alfie is impenitent, callas and without moral inhibitions, measuring his success in life with saudid promiscuousness and demeaning all he encounters. It's a miracle Caine managed to infuse any charm into such a role but at moments Alfie often seems vulnerable and tormented by his life, even if his narration and egotistical nature often denies his wavering sense of self righteousness. An imorral but strangely facinating classic.
56 A Good Year (2006) - Apr 06, 2010
Mini-Review: A typical romantically bathetic but surprisingly decent drama, despite some obvious flaws and a reasonably weak script. The picturesque countryside makes for a nice environment, even though contrasts to the grey and dingy London feel blatantly exaggerated with the immoderate use of colour filtering effects. Crowe puts in a good leading performance and his character development feels plausible, even if occurring at a much accelerated pace. Accompanied by the usual thoroughly predictable ending.
42 Stardust (2007) - Apr 06, 2010
Mini-Review: With an often forced sense of humour and an awkward feel to many aspects of the production, Stardust provides a marginally entertaining but inevitably average viewing beyond the implied sentimentality and overused special effects. Although some of the action (undead swordfight) is quite good with a few reasonable cameos thrown in for good measure, it feels ravaged by plotholes and an occasionally flawed script. By the contrived, dry ending I was only left with an overall feeling of indifference.
 
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