Mini-Review: It probably didn't help that I watched this with a friend next to me mock-screaming at the bits he knew were scary, but I just found almost all of this boring, slow and unaffecting. The exception is the last 15 minutes or so, except for the last few seconds (corny) which are actually scary. On top of all of this, the husband's character is incredibly annoying. Oh, and vast amounts of it are tortuously, incredibly tediously, banal.

Mini-Review: The middle of this film is quite amazing, but I just can't forget how tedious and pretentious I found the beginning and especially the end, by which point I was practically begging it to end. Beautiful cinematography though. Looking at reviews, you'd think that the only options are to adore it or hate it, but I did neither - I left disappointed and exhausted.

Mini-Review: Scathing satire, disgustingly funny, drenched in irony and masterfully directed. Most misleading title of all time