Mini-Review: A retread that borrows the terrible things amusingly befall groomsmen formula. It gets the formula half right. Terrible things happen but it isn't amusing. At one point Bradley Cooper gets shot. With a gun. That's the joke, I guess.
Mini-Review: This features two of my favorite things in movies: comedy and male nudity. Well, maybe only one of those things is something I like. I'll let you guess which.
Mini-Review: Robot ninja. Is there anything I can say after that to stop you from watching this? It's not good in any way, but I've already lost you to the robot ninja. Why do I always open with that?
Mini-Review: I remember...I remember the Alamo!
Mini-Review: This is what happens when Hammer Films tries to do The Parent Trap.
Mini-Review: Does this sort of thing excite you? Sometimes.
Mini-Review: I've seen cheese and sleaze from every decade, but until I saw this movie, I had never seen a true grindhouse picture. How did I know it was grindhouse? Well, these are either spoilers or the best recommendation you've ever heard. Way before the anal sword scene, but after the incest threesome, there is the goat scene. The Goat Scene. This right here, is a movie.
Mini-Review: The two Peters put on performances that must be seen. One of my all-time favorite comedies.
Mini-Review: Heavy on the Alan Rickman is almost always a winning formula.
Mini-Review: More of a Monopoly kind of guy, I guess.