Mini-Review: This is just retarded. This movie is everything people accused Death Proof of being (which is wasn't). It's all over the place, and not in Tarantiono's usual, stylish way but just messy. Was there a story? I don't know. I definitely did not care about one watching it. When, and why, did this happen to Tarantino?
Mini-Review: It just looks so damn good!
Mini-Review: SHIT HAPPENING ALL THE TIME BIG CAR CHASE EXPLOSIONS HOT ALIEN SEX ICE MONSTER MORE EXPLOSIONS TIME TRAVEL BIG FUCKING EXPLOSION THE END!!!!!111!!
Mini-Review: An uneven script that, at its best, is only mediocre cripples the whole movie. Only Russell Crowe is talented enough to actually make it credible. Cliché, but not horrible.