Mini-Review: I can't easily remember a film I've enjoyed less.
Mini-Review: If you, under any circumstances, see Little Indian, Big City, I will never let you read one of my reviews again.
Mini-Review: A spectacularly bad film -- incompetent, unfunny, ill-conceived, badly executed, lamely written, and acted by people who look trapped in the headlights.
Mini-Review: This movie lacks the courage to admit what it is really about.
Mini-Review: A comedy positioned outside the normal range of human response.
Mini-Review: A vomitorium consisting of 93 minutes of Tom Green doing things that a geek in a carnival sideshow would turn down.
Mini-Review: It made me feel unclean, and I'm the guy who liked There's Something About Mary and both American Pie movies. Oh, and Booty Call.
Mini-Review: I am sure the filmmakers believe their film is against the death penalty. I believe it supports it and hopes to discredit the opponents of the penalty as unprincipled fraudsters.
Mini-Review: Cars are not funny. Speeding cars are not funny. It is not funny when a car spins around and speeds in the other direction. It is not funny when a car flies through the air. It is not funny when a truck crashes into a car.
Mini-Review: A contemptible film: Vile, ugly and brutal.