Mini-Review: A beautiful retelling of Eisenstein's classic. I laughed, I cried, I learned something about the human condition. It truly is a masterpiece of modern cinema.
Mini-Review: Kevin Bacon hamming it up is the best part about this movie. Oh and John C. Reilly out of nowhere was a nice surprise. And there's some nice wilderness shots?
Mini-Review: A good-old fashioned noir until the final moments, and even with the hokey romance, it's still a very good film.
Mini-Review: This movie is all about coming to terms with having a small penis.