Mini-Review: The very definition of the word "epic". Quick, witty, tense, beautiful, captivating, with incredible cinematography and acting. I feel the need to devote a rather large portion of this review to Morricone's score, which is perhaps the best score of all time. It fits every scene so perfectly, with it's unusual instrumentation and approach, making every moment that much more special. An utter, absolute masterpiece that I am thoroughly excited to watch again.

Mini-Review: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You'd assume after the commercial success of "Twilight" that it's first sequel would be bigger, better, and at the very least an averagely entertaining film. You'd be wrong. "New Moon" has all of the same issues as "Twilight", only to a much more severe degree. Kristen Stewart's performance is so bad it's embarrassing to watch, and the rest of the cast do no better. The only reason I give this a 10 is because a Thom Yorke song is featured in it. Great song, too.