Mini-Review: I saw a film today, oh boy....
Mini-Review: With a disabled sister and hours and hours at volunteering to help her and many others, I am literally disgusted at this. "Disabled people are people too,ones that will get us great recognition as scientists!" Hey, guess what, blank stares does not make you seem mentally disabled at all, it makes you seem you want the Oscar nom with as little effort as possible. As much as I don't want to make this comparison in seriousness, this IS Simple Jack. This is a very dishonest, and very cruel film.
Mini-Review: I'm a fan of throwing homoerotic subtext into film but this is ridiculous, and even then lot of it comes off as vehemently demonizing homosexuality (and I'm not talking about the obvious pedophiles trying to rape Pinocchio either)
Mini-Review: Mel Brooks is funny. You fans aren't. Stop quoting this fucking movie.
Mini-Review: In retrospect it should have been obvious Polanski was going to be involved in multiple sexual harassment suits.
Mini-Review: Does anybody want a Pizza Roll? Give me your email address and I'll send you a Pizza Roll. Post a comment on this webzone and I'll send you a Pizza Roll.
Mini-Review: Kevin Spacey gives Brad Pitt head
Mini-Review: Fuck the pain away