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Shmendrek
Cinema Addict - 1563 Films Ranked
Member Since: Jul 8, 2007
Location: Mount Pleasant, Michigan, USA
Age: 27
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Bio: I live and work in South Korea. It's pretty cool. I'm not a film expert or a writer, but I love movies and I do my best to write good reviews. In my spare time I read books on film in an effort to improve my movie vocabulary.

Sorry I haven't been updating lately. Settling into my new job and my new home has been difficult. I'm really happy with my work, and I really enjoy living in Korea, but if you had to draw an elaborate diagram complete with measurements just to get a fucking haircut (in lieu of actually knowing the language), then you would also find that your time for watching movies is severely impacted.

Also, that's me as a yakuza dude in my profile picture.
Featured Reviews
2 Dirty Harry (1971) - Mar 15, 2010
Mini-Review: Unabashedly authoritarian cop-porn, legitimized by a couple of unrealistic "ticking time-bomb" scenarios which force the audience to side with the "lesser of two sociopaths" i.e. Harry Callahan. A more honest film would have seen Callahan shredding the U.S. Constitution, blending the fragments, freezing them into a bullet, and putting it through the head of a black guy without reading him his Miranda rights, all while singing the Star Spangled Banner off-key.
1 Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) - Feb 27, 2010
Mini-Review: Where you all see an incompetently directed slasher film, I see trenchant social commentary. In an early part of the story, Jason inhabits the body of a young black man, a "hellish" fate in the America of the early 90s. Consider the film's temporal proximity to the Rodney King trial and the-- ahahaha, just kidding, this movie is a piece of shit.
6 Vertigo (1958) - Jan 14, 2009
Mini-Review: Like a long, slow-burning fuse leading to a pile of dynamite. Even better, just when you think you've recovered from the initial blast, Hitchcock drops another bomb on you. When it was over, there was nothing I wanted to do more than watch it again. Brilliant work.
2 V for Vendetta (2006) - Feb 29, 2008
Mini-Review: It's like it desperately wants to hit you hard, right in your gut, but all you see are pale, skinny arms weakly slapping at your face.
0 Date Movie (2006) - Mar 26, 2008
Mini-Review: 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; 6:13 And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
1 Fight Club (1999) - Mar 23, 2010
Mini-Review: Even when you look past its hyper-macho posturing, it's little more than a facile, liberal critique of consumerism which lacks the chutzpah to go for the jugular. The film is so worried about Ikea end-tables and underwear ads that it doesn't even mention class, which is a sign that your little "anti-capitalist" movie stinks. The best part is when Durden assaults a worker and threatens to kill him unless he "bootstraps" his way out of the social relationship that is capitalism. That's so Raven.
6 Casino (1995) - Feb 15, 2008
Mini-Review: Like a gaudy, coke-fueled Greek tragedy about the meteoric rise of an ancient lumpen desert civilization and its eventual destruction at the hands of its greedy, corrupt rulers. Throw in the beautiful "Theme de Camille," and you got yourself an unforgettable (though admittedly flawed) small-scale epic. Lots of folks will call this "Scorsese on autopilot," but for me its neck-and-neck with Taxi Driver as his best.
6 Apocalypse Now (1979) - Jul 08, 2007
Mini-Review: I have a hard time watching this as a critic of any kind. Something about it is so wholly absorbing that I lose myself in it completely. Even though Coppola is sometimes (justifiably) mocked for his hubristic declaration, "My film is not a movie; it's not about Vietnam. It is Vietnam," I agree that this is a film that goes beyond the dimensions of film. It's almost otherworldly.
2 Dracula (1931) - Feb 27, 2010
Mini-Review: After seeing a few of these adaptations, I'm convinced that the Dracula mythos has an anti-Semitic subtext. Dracula is an Eastern or Central European Slav who immigrates to England, bringing pestilence in his wake. He parasitically feeds off the "life force" of the Western European bourgeoisie. And he's repulsed by Christian symbols like crucifixes. Fuck, Max Schreck in Nosferatu even has a giant, hooked nose. Interesting. As to this adaptation: good atmosphere, awful pacing.
 
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