Mini-Review: I don't like to say films are pretentious, but if this film was a guy at a party he would be playing emo songs on acoustic guitar in a stocking cap/tank top/frayed jeans/sandals ensemble and my friends and I would be calling him a douche bag.
Mini-Review: A story surrounding a cursed horse named Joey who has an whiny English boy stalking him. Through his attempts to flee the boy he ruins (or ends) the life of a wide variety of people whose entire characters are defined entirely by their appreciation of him. Good guys instantly think he's a majestic creature that embodies the human spirit more than any man could. Bad guys can't see his overly-anthropomorphized characteristics and, like the assholes they are, treat him like a horse.
Mini-Review: When I was a teenager a group of friends and I rented this film from our local Blockbuster with my card. I accidentally left it at the friend's house but she said she'd return it. She never did and I had to pay the max fee (where they just assume you are buying it). I only mention it because it probably has an effect on my rating of this film. Not that I would have given it a much better score, but it can't help that every time it's brought up I grow enraged by the thought of that damn late fee.