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Slowking2099
Flick Fan - 86 Films Ranked
Member Since: May 25, 2006
Location: USA
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Bio: I like movies, but I'm not terribly fond of 'films.' In other words, I'll watch a Schwartzenegger movie over anything with subtitles any day.
Recent Rankings
15 AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: This movie lost a lot of points because it had no excuse not being the greatest movie of all time. Why? Because Alien was an incredibly cool movie, and predator is one of my favorite movies of all time. Put the two together and you should have serendipity. AvP just kind of sucked. What's up with that?
80 American Psycho (2000) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: This movie was somehow less then the sum of it's parts, but hey I still liked it. Any movie where a guy drops a chainsaw on a naked chick is ok in my book.
100 Beetlejuice (1988) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: Why did I give this movie a perfect score? Because it's a true classic and a completely awesome movie. I racked my brain and I couldn't think of anything bad to say about it. Plus it gave me a crush on Winona Ryder that exists to this day.
65 Before Sunrise (1995) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: Watch it with a girl or don't watch it at all. Two self-important strangers talk and talk and talk forever and then the movie's over.
65 Big Fish (2003) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: Big Fish suffered badly by trying to be Forrest Gump and falling flat on it's face.
80 Blade: Trinity (2004) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: I came into this movie thinking I wouldn't like it at all, but I was pleasantly surpised. Mainly, I just liked Ryan Reynolds. He's going places, mark my words.
20 Boogeyman (2005) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: It was boring and they left some important things out. Like Plot, for example. The ending was rediculous and didn't explain anything.
75 Club Dread (2004) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: As Broken Lizard's follow-up to Super Troopers, I expected more of the hilarious antics of this comedy troupe, but was sorely dissapointed. Not that it's a bad movie by any means, just that it wasn't especially funny. Also, I hate Jimmy Buffet.
50 Constantine (2005) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: A fairly terrible film, actually. I wanted so badly to like it despite their obnoxious casting of Keanu Reeves as a blonde englishman. It was kind of stupid and long and the only real saving grace aside from a winning concept is the Southern Gentleman Devil at the end.
1 Crossroads (2002) - Aug 13, 2007
Mini-Review: I actually watched this once so I can validate actually reviewing it. It's a movie starring Britney Spears. Review over.
 
 
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