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Svinet
Film Freak - 937 Films Ranked
Member Since: Mar 14, 2010
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
Bio: Svinet "The Bastard"
A former law student turned movie student.
You shall all be judged in the end!
Featured Reviews
85 T8 Full Metal Jacket (1987) - Feb 13, 2011
""This is my rifle this is my gun, this film is great, however not fun!""
90 T9 Some Like It Hot (1959) - Feb 13, 2011
"Yes, it's a movie about cross-dressing men and you MIGHT say that its enormous succes has a direct link to the creating of movies like Norbit and White Chicks, but that's like saying that Jesus has a direct link to Rob Schneider because they both have jewish parents! Norbit and White Chicks are girls you nail in nasty public toilets and never want your friends to know about, whereas Some Like It Hot is the girl you spend your entire life chasing. The girl of your dreams. Wilder at his VERY Best!"
94 T10 Seven (1995) - Mar 14, 2010
"Dark, innovating and deeply disturbing. A great thriller and one of my favorite movies. Pitt and Freemann make a perfect crime solving pair as they dive into the dark seedy underbelly of the city. A genious plot, where the journey is as good as the goal it self. When I saw it the first time I was on the tip of my seat waiting to see how the next sin would be manifested. Fincher when he is at his very best."
89 T9 In the Loop (2009) - Mar 15, 2010
"This is a funny farce that everybody should see. It has the dark comedy feel of "Wag the Dog" and the dialogue of "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang". The editing gives the movie a great flow. Galdolfini and Capaldi go 12 rounds in the arena of international politics. Hollander is made for the part of the bumbling and confused Simon Foster who gets caught in the crossfire. The movie is a rollercoaster ride, so try to hold on, do not look back and enjoy the ride through the back alleys of foreign politics."
70 T5 Reign of Fire (2002) - Feb 16, 2011
"Love that in a post apocalyptic dragon world there's still room for a buff southern redneck like McConaughey. "Yes we have a small dragon problem but I still wanna train my abbs, take off my shirt and smoke a cigar!" However you gotta give him that for once he's bad ass. This movie is a linguistic feast you got Bale's shouting-english, McConaugheys ever present howdy-maam-southern and then you throw in the 3rd spice that is Butlers almost rambling scottish and you've got yourself a happy meal!"
15 T1 Legion (2010) - Mar 19, 2010
"The legendary King Midas had the touch of gold. A lesser known legend is the legend of Dennis Quad. Everything he touches turns to shit. The main idea of the plot is really not that bad, but the story never takes off and like the cast it is stuck in a diner in the middle of the desert. Legion is so bad it's actually funny. The zombies are ridiculous. The acting is painfylly bad and the dialogue makes Schwarzenegger sound like Shakespeare. The movie reeks of shit. Dennis Quad strikes again."
65 T5 I Am Sam (2001) - Feb 13, 2011
"This movie is sweet and lovable, but it breaks the oscar rule nuber one: Never Go Full Retard!"
80 T7 Paul (2011) - Mar 28, 2011
"As a great bromance and road trip this movie was a little unexpected treat. It takes its time to get started, but once it starts it's a hell of a ride. The story is sweet, the cast is very well chosen and the writing is as always in a Frost/Pegg production clever and filled with movie references. This movie is like a plate of mass potatos, it doesn't look like much, but when it is cooked the right way with loads of love and a pinch of humor it can rival caviar and oysters any day of the week."
30 T2 Harry and the Hendersons (1987) - Feb 06, 2011
""The oscar winning movie Harry and the Hendersons". Simply love the fact that this movie promotes itself as an oscar winner. It DID win an oscar, nothing wrong there, but it was in make-up a category with only one other nominee. That's like calling yourself a doctor when you have a doctorate. You ARE a doctor, but people are going to be a bit upset, when you try to give them enamas. Long story short. This IS an oscar winning movie, but come on people it's not like it's an oscar winning movie!"
85 T8 Avatar (2009) - Mar 15, 2010
"It is a classic tale that you have heard and seen a thousand times before, but this time it is served to you in a new way. The movie was 12 years in the making and it shows. The movie is a feast for your eyes and your ears, but I am left feeling that had it had a truly original story it might have been the greatest movie of all time. Style does not make up for lacking substance. No matter how much you dress up a pig with perfume, ribbons and medals, when push comes to shove it is still a pig."
 
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