Mini-Review: Nice special effects and Daft Punk don't make up for what is a soulless movie. There's no real story here, just some vague premise to hang effects sequences on. Nothing that happens feels like it has any consequence, it's like they had a bunch of different ideas of what they wanted to do and instead of focusing on a few decided to just throw everything in regardless of whether it made sense or was necessary. A movie made to kick-start a franchise rather than tell a good story.
Mini-Review: Gyllenhaal gives a charisma-free performance which only serves to show how lucky PotC was to have someone like Depp as the star. When combined with with Arterton's recycled 'every haughty princess ever' and a bad guy twist you'll guess in the first 5 minutes you're left with a movie that looks nice but is ultimately hollow. The movie really lacks any real heart, it comes off as a by-the-numbers attempt to create a franchise, PotC style, but doesn't have that movie's wit or sense of fun.
Mini-Review: A remake of The Prisoner, simply by it's existance, will polarise fans of the original series, which leads to some unfair criticism towards this surprisingly well crafted reimagining. The same basic plot as the original is present, but the much feared explanation is actually interesting and well earned. McKellen does well in his role, but Caviezel, though enjoyable enough, lacks the charisma and intensity that McGoohan brought to it. The Village is also less surreal and dissapointing as a result
Mini-Review: On it's own this is pretty decent, a realistic sci-fi movie with some good acting and an interesting plot that ties the political tensions of the cold war to the discovery of alien intelligence. The problem is that it's the sequel to the genre-defining 2001 and simply can't match it's predecessors ambition or intelligence. The ending also hammers you over the head with it's message to the point where it loses any relevance. The sequel to 2001 needed to be extraordinary, this is merely passable.
Mini-Review: Cage brings his special brand of crazy to a surprisingly well told story of a man slowly losing his mind. This is one time Cage's overacting fits the role perfectly, his over the top mannerisms working well showing someone dissapearing into their own world. It's a very black comedy, similar to American Psycho, with the over-the-top absurdity being the point and Cage commits to that totally. A very strange movie that looks stupid at first glance, but there is an interesting story here too.
Mini-Review: A weird sci-fi/fantasy genre rip-off of Star Wars, there's some good imagery and idea here, though the actual effects can't always match the ambition of them. The plot is fairly basic and the love conquers all ending is trite and unsatisfying, but the journey itself has it's moments though it lacks an epic feel. Krull has some decent characters, but the lead is flat and uninteresting. This needed better casting and a rewrite or two of the plot to elevate it above 'if nothing else is on' fare.
Mini-Review: A pure adventure movie, Clash Of The Titans feels very old school with some lovely sets and costume design. The stop-motion effects are mixed, but have a certain charm to them. The action scenes are great though, the climactic battle between Perseus and Medusa still works and is much better than the remake. The film is a grand adventure that tells a classic good vs evil tale. Nothing groundbreaking here bar the effects work, but a perfect adventure movie for all ages.
Mini-Review: Lovecraft adaptations are pretty difficult to do, but this is one of the better ones. Gordon nails the feel of the creeping dread very well and the Spanish setting gives the film a more unique feel. The acting varies but is generally good and the lack of recognisable actors helps keep you on your guard. The film does suffer from some poor CGI effects though which makes Lovecraft's horrors dissapointing to see. There are some tense sequences though and it does capture the Lovecraft feel well.