Mini-Review: Jackie Chan's last great movie. The rooftop fight is a must-see. When I first heard the title of this film, I immediately imagined Jackie standing on a hilltop holding his arms in the air and screaming "Who Am I?" in slow motion as a crane mounted camera spins above him. Then it happened in the movie exactly like that. Sweet.

Mini-Review: Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen play a couple of tough guy gunslingers hired to clean up a town being terrorized by a cruel rancher. Sadly this flick is largely undone by the awful Renee Zellweger. I don't know if her character was originally written as a completely insane slut, or if that's just the way she chose to play her, but it pretty much ruins the movie. The film gives none of the characters any reason to like her at all, which just makes them look like total chumps when they do.

Mini-Review: Dumbass cop learns to surf so he can catch some dumbass surfers who rob banks. Dumbass cop shoots sky in anguish.

Mini-Review: Okay, but it has some bad acting and the story would be confusing as hell if I didn't already kinda know it. Condensing 20 episodes of a TV show into a film pretty much chucks out any character development and fills the movie with lengthy exposition scenes. This just makes me want to go back and finish watching the series instead of wanting to see a sequel. Also, all the good guys are white and all the bad guys are brown. Good job, Hollywood.

Mini-Review: I actually sat through this entire shitty movie just to see Kristy McNichol's boobs. Life sure sucked before Google image search.