Mini-Review: Cliche heaped on cliche, everything that happened after the first 30 minutes was blindingly obvious. Some decently realistic dialog is all this has going for it. Other than the recurring Amadeus joke and the making of a mix tape, there was no point in setting this in the 80s.
Mini-Review: Hilarious genre parody that delightfully skewers blaxploitation and kung fu flicks from the 70s.
Mini-Review: Tons of cheap jump-scares and uses every zombie/infection movie cliche in the book, and it also lacks any shots of a giant "Left 4 Dead" style horde of infected which was kind of a let down. Still, Olyphant is pretty good and there's plenty of messy violence once things get ticking. Doesn't do anything you haven't seen before, but it does it all pretty well I guess.
Mini-Review: Tons of cheesy comedy, corny gore and lame rock tunes lipsynched by a guy with a HUGE mullet and thin 80's mustache. It's really bad but kinda fun....and you really can't go wrong with a film where a midget zombie attacks a cow.
Mini-Review: 90 minutes of ridiculous kung fu, cheesy black magic and gory cannibal action that ends up with with every single person in the film but two horribly killed. Awesome.
Mini-Review: Insanely violent Italian action trash. The last 40 minutes is one long running gun battle, and an absurd number of people are shot or blown up. Enzo loves the slow mo.
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9 - Mar 02, 2010 |
Mini-Review: SackBoy vs SkyNet. Great animation, but who is the target audience? It's way too dark and scary for small kids, but the story is too simple and silly to keep teens and adults engrossed. It's just pretty pictures.
Mini-Review: A clever and enjoyable low budget sci-fi/fantasy with tits, robots and cheesy laser effects.
Mini-Review: Morally kind of ambiguous...the Klan is obviously a bunch of hypocritical and psychotic yahoos, but Marvin is not above siding with the them if it will keep people from being killed, and OJ Simpson plays a black vigilante who is systematically murdering Klan members. Well acted but I'm not sure it had much of a point, other than "the KKK is bad"