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Cinema Addict - 1952 Films Ranked
Member Since: Jan 27, 2009
Location: Netherlands
Age: 23
Gender: Female
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| 32 T4 | Noobz (2013) - May 16, 2013
"Extremely boring and forgettable. The only ok parts was the nickname: Armagreggor. Such a chore to watch and it's hard to comment throughout the movie. 'Watched' this with frederic_g54, thanks for the support bro, dude, man, bro, bro, dude, bro."
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| 21 T3 | Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013) - May 14, 2013
"First thing's first, the worst thing about this movie is that it's actually better than the first Birdemic. Yes, and I feel ashamed. Enough with the positivity; there's a 4 minute scene of someone walking awkwardly, suddenly it starts raining blood and birds spawn from a lake, with no apparent reason, yeah and zombies, fucking Natalie kicking and punching in weird directions and Bill looking like a douche. Still, I had a great time 'watching' this with frederic_g54 who is btw goddamn cool. "
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| 1 T1 | Violent Shit (1989) - May 13, 2013
"I raised my eyebrow violently to this excruciating turd. It's just so fucking retarded in every single way, it has no story line and the quality is the same of the old camcorder videos that your granny made of you when you were playing naked in a pool. Yeah, it's that shitty"
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| 61 T5 | The Black Mamba (2011) - May 12, 2013
"Yo explosions, Willis, Trejo and some shoes and shit"
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| 60 T5 | Harmful Insect (2001) - May 07, 2013
"Hard to rate, it really doesn't go anywhere and has just a bland tone overal. It's not awful but just sometimes a bit of a drag."
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| 34 T4 | Flying Monkeys (2013) - May 05, 2013
"Certainly not awful for a Syfy. High body count and the acting not too bad! Sure there are some actors that suck, but look past that and it's doable. My only problem is, is that it drags and repeats itself. Just get to the point and do what you have to do."
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| 24 T3 | Battledogs (2013) - May 05, 2013
"I watched this movie after the awful movie "Movie 43"; a breath of fresh air. I became alive again. Sure this is really bad too, but at least you can laugh about it. Shitty CGI, dumb story, old looking stunt double and the word Battledog is mentioned 0 times. The word dog just once, so don't use that for a drinking game, if you're planning to do one. Also produced by my friend David Michael Latt, you son of a bitch"
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| 2 T1 | Movie 43 (2013) - May 05, 2013
"An absolute DRAGON of a movie that has Halle Berry's face, producing giant unfunny turds, puking embarrassing jokes out of his bowels, and being the ugliest motherfucker in the universe. I wanted to kill myself so badly, this movie just made me really angry. Not a chuckle out of this angry bitch."
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| 21 T3 | Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) - May 05, 2013
"Extremely cheesy and shitty, but I can't deny I laughed my ass off. The guys needed a little more lipgloss though, and the blue ranger looks like a giant douchebag. Villain is really stupid and death to that fucking robot. What a piece of shit. I gotta put this on my "watch while stoned" list though."
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| 68 T6 | The Virgin Suicides (1999) - May 02, 2013
"It's not bad, but in the end it's not great either. I'm sure I'll forget about this movie very soon as nothing really stands out."
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| Actors | Paul Logan |
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