Mini-Review: McBride should be banned from writing and acting altogether. He is the Shyamalan of comedy, and this movie is his Lady in the Water. Let me sum it up with one word, "juvenile".
Mini-Review: I watched this film couple of decades ago, it was called "dances with wolves" then.
Mini-Review: Disclaimer: This is NOT a boxing movie, yet it is still about "fighting," hence the title. So, you can disregard any comparison to other boxing movies you see in any review. Plus, the soundtrack is awesome.
Mini-Review: "it's pretty, but is it art?" -- or more like, "it's garbage, but is it art?" I could not watch this more than 20 minutes despite a PSI of 90 , it seemed totally pointless. maybe I should have watched this in 1973.
Mini-Review: Sometimes, just sometimes, I feel like I've known Hathaway for a very long time, then I realise that's because I'm confusing her with someone else. And then it hits me. Sometimes she really looks like Michael Jackson, you know, after the surguries, during the late bleached out period. This was the movie where I had this feeling the most, I mean, especially when there was nothing else on the screen that could distract me from her face.
Mini-Review: I experienced Ashes and Snow on its web site when it first came out 5-6 years ago, and I have to say the interactive experience was a lot more engaging, impressive, and unique than what the film version can offer. The film version seems to fill the gaps where it is better if it was left for your imagination. If I am giving this a 75, that's because the web version is 95.
Mini-Review: Don is blind. His mother tells him stories when he was a child about a blind superhero. The name of the superhero, hold tight, is DONNIE DARKO.
Mini-Review: think of this as a colorful and funny remake of the original matrix: blu is neo, jewel is trinity, rafael is morpheus, and of course, nigel is agent smith. as the oracle aptly put in their first meeting, this is just a case of "knowing thyself."
Mini-Review: 10 points for seeing Seagal as bad guy (despite the poor acting), and another for the intestine jumping (despite the ridiculousness). other than that, the fake trailer is better than the uninspired, horribly boring and predictable movie full of lame 1 liners. This wave was supposed to be fun when it was a homage to someting, to the explotation craze. But if you make a career out of it, then I am going to start thinking that you actually sucked ass since day 1, which is not original at all.
Mini-Review: Awesome soundtrack, beautiful colors and cinematography, solid characters and dialogue. Los Angeles is the lonliness capital of the world, and this movie shows you how far you can really be from the person sitting next to you.