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bercutio
Cinema Addict - 2079 Films Ranked
Member Since: Apr 7, 2007
Location: Turkey
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9 Your Highness (2011) - May 16, 2011
Mini-Review: McBride should be banned from writing and acting altogether. He is the Shyamalan of comedy, and this movie is his Lady in the Water. Let me sum it up with one word, "juvenile".
65 Avatar (2009) - Nov 19, 2010
Mini-Review: I watched this film couple of decades ago, it was called "dances with wolves" then.
90 The Fighter (2010) - Jan 23, 2011
Mini-Review: Disclaimer: This is NOT a boxing movie, yet it is still about "fighting," hence the title. So, you can disregard any comparison to other boxing movies you see in any review. Plus, the soundtrack is awesome.
5 The Holy Mountain (1973) - Jan 28, 2011
Mini-Review: "it's pretty, but is it art?" -- or more like, "it's garbage, but is it art?" I could not watch this more than 20 minutes despite a PSI of 90 , it seemed totally pointless. maybe I should have watched this in 1973.
40 Love and Other Drugs (2010) - Feb 01, 2011
Mini-Review: Sometimes, just sometimes, I feel like I've known Hathaway for a very long time, then I realise that's because I'm confusing her with someone else. And then it hits me. Sometimes she really looks like Michael Jackson, you know, after the surguries, during the late bleached out period. This was the movie where I had this feeling the most, I mean, especially when there was nothing else on the screen that could distract me from her face.
75 Ashes and Snow (2005) - Jan 29, 2011
Mini-Review: I experienced Ashes and Snow on its web site when it first came out 5-6 years ago, and I have to say the interactive experience was a lot more engaging, impressive, and unique than what the film version can offer. The film version seems to fill the gaps where it is better if it was left for your imagination. If I am giving this a 75, that's because the web version is 95.
60 Butterflies Are Free (1972) - Jan 28, 2011
Mini-Review: Don is blind. His mother tells him stories when he was a child about a blind superhero. The name of the superhero, hold tight, is DONNIE DARKO.
80 Rio (2011) - Apr 12, 2011
Mini-Review: think of this as a colorful and funny remake of the original matrix: blu is neo, jewel is trinity, rafael is morpheus, and of course, nigel is agent smith. as the oracle aptly put in their first meeting, this is just a case of "knowing thyself."
20 Machete (2010) - Jan 18, 2011
Mini-Review: 10 points for seeing Seagal as bad guy (despite the poor acting), and another for the intestine jumping (despite the ridiculousness). other than that, the fake trailer is better than the uninspired, horribly boring and predictable movie full of lame 1 liners. This wave was supposed to be fun when it was a homage to someting, to the explotation craze. But if you make a career out of it, then I am going to start thinking that you actually sucked ass since day 1, which is not original at all.
81 Passenger Side (2009) - Jun 04, 2011
Mini-Review: Awesome soundtrack, beautiful colors and cinematography, solid characters and dialogue. Los Angeles is the lonliness capital of the world, and this movie shows you how far you can really be from the person sitting next to you.
 
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