Mini-Review: This movie made me reconsider the numerous redeeming qualities of GI Joe. Such as how short the aforementioned flick was. The plot/dialog/etc is all exactly what you would expect. The characters however? Never have I ever hated characters quite as much as these jokers. I cheered when one was ground up into a pulp, terrifying the middle aged woman next to me. I am ashamed that humanity has been reduced to peddling crap like this.

Mini-Review: This movie has no substance. The characters are cardboard-cutout flat. The plot has more holes than a fishing net. The whole thing has the feel of a cash grubbing sequal. Having said all of that, this movie is remarkably fun to watch. I will definitely be getting this on Blu-Ray, if only to show off my home theater system to friends.